Written July 20, 2013
Joke (开玩笑) Part 1
Questions
- What can I call you? May I call you, "Darling"?
- Do you work, or are you a student ... or are you a movie
star?
- Do you live in a house or a department store?
- Why does your horse have a big chicken?
- Do you ever carry your books to class in a garbage bag?
- What's your favourite building when you need to find a
toilet?
- Let's talk about concentrating on things. Now .......
Where was I? ... Excuse me ....
- Does your mother do much homework?
- Do people in your country dance when they have ants in
their pants?
- Why did your parents call you "过来" when you were a kid?
- What do you usually do with your husband on weekends?